Sharmaji series jokes ...LIC agents


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An interesting joke dedicated to LIC agents:

Sharmaji dies and goes to heaven. He is enjoying the beauties of heaven, the food,the wine, the flowers, the apsaras.
Suddenly, in the distance, he sees a person coming towards him.
In his drunken stupor, he stumbles towards the man, and lo behold! It turns out to be his insurance agent, Mr. Gupta.
Says Sharmaji, " Guptaji, how come you're here? Heaven for you?"
Guptaji," No boss, mujhe to narak praapt hua."
" Phir yahaan kaise?"
" Sharmaji , aapke last month ka premium baaki hai. Hum LIC agent hai naa...zindagi ke saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi!"


:) :) :)  balle balle !

( composed by me....dedicated to LIC agents)

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